So you think your sac is leaking
And there is fluid on your ball
Don’t do anything drastic
Just remember who to call
When your ram gets too extended
Yea, its maybe not your fault
Your pump handle just sheared off
We can probably fix it
Even if your screws are bending
It’s time to have yours services
And to use the one we’re sending
– Bill Daley, King Tester Renaissance Man
